Being bald is really pretty funny. People who I don't know now talk to me about my hair cut. Just today a well lubricated patron of a local watering hole blurted out, 'Hey Kodak' as I entered the bar. His friends where quick to point out his error: Kojak was what he meant to say. Regardless, I was well prepared and parried with a 'Who Loves You Baby". If only I had had a lollypop.