I was going through some old junk the other day and I found a small promotional book from Elephant that contains some cool promotional artwork and some nostalgic text on the power of 5 and 1/4 inch floppy disks. I figured others may enjoy it as much as I have so I've scanned in some pages to share. You can find the cover art, introduction and the first chapter here.

If you're interested in the story of how Leading Edge was pitched the idea for using elephants to market floppy disks, author Ray Welch has made available a chapter from his book Copywriter that describes the encounter.

After that, on the notion that there’s more profit in selling the blades than the razors, he decided to sell his own line of floppy disks. He asked me to create a name for the brand. I came up with Elephant. Elephant. “Never forgets.”

Rollin Binzer designed a West Coast logo of a mythic, metallic high-tech pachyderm staring at you, a gleam in his third eye, knowing more than he let on. In bright orange- and yellow-and-black packages that contrasted stridently with IBM’s safe, sedate silver-and-blue. Similarly garish ads jumped off the pages of the trade books.

Elephant was conceived as a price-point item, a discount disk. Instead, because of the outrageous-looking ads and packaging--not to mention the strange name--it became a premium product, the highest-margin floppy on the market and the best-selling diskette in history.

When I presented the Elephant concept to Leading Edge, we went around the conference table taking votes. Besides Michael, there were five other Leading Edge executives present: brand managers, product managers, VP/Sales, VP/Marketing…

With only one exception, they hated what they saw. “Elephants are big and bulky. I don’t think that’s what we want to convey.”

“Magnetic media integrity is serious stuff to the end-user. It doesn’t look serious enough.”

“I think of ‘white’ elephants. Obsolete.”

One guy actually said, “Elephants are dinosaurs.”

And so on around the table. Until the buck got passed around to Michael, who said, “I love it” and went on to make millions with the brand. Democracy in action is a wonderful thing to behold.

If you're interested in seeing some of Elephant's original packaging you can find scans here.

However, this whole thing’s got me thinking. Programmers worry too much about minutia of execution when they should simply be following some key principles:

1. Be fanatical about your IO. Prefer smaller data sets to large ones but don’t skimp on boundary markers and type data that will allow you to version the software. Write big chunks.

2. Watch your cached and held data like a hawk. Just because you’re only storing a single object or pointer doesn’t mean you just haven’t referenced a giant object tree. Protect your caches from explosive growth. Don’t hold data you don’t need.

3. Worry about data conversions and data copying. Parse, copy, translate or whatever, as few times as possible. Uses references into the raw data blocks rather then duplicate the data if possible.

4. Don’t execute code that’s not needed.

Most performance issues can be addressed by just focusing on these simple principles. There’s seldom any need for magic solutions like the one described at the start of this post. I contend, as well, that following these basic principles isn’t premature optimization; It’s just smart coding.

A favorite mantra of mine is K.I.S.S. - Keep It Simple, Stupid. I believe however that keeping things simple doesn’t necessarily mean simplistic. Rather, I think it means focusing on the core code values such as I’ve stated above.

Australia Scientists Grow Stem Cells from Nose
I read this headline and my brain fills with the image of some tree like coral growing out of the nose of some guy in a lab coat.

Star of the day,
Who will it be?
Your vote may hold the key.
It's up to you.
So tell me true.
Who'll be Star of the day.

Link: IMAX theaters reject film over evolution

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I was watching television with my cereal this morning and AMC was playing an old Gregory Peck movie called The Chairman. I didn't see the whole film but I caught one bit that was quite shocking in a un-pc sort of way. In the movie Peck is an American, Nobel winning, scientist on a visit to China during the height of the Mao's reign. As he steps off the plane (a jet) he is greeted by a Chinese women who introduces herself. Peck responds something like:

"Ah, yes, I read your paper on enzymes. Very good for a women."
and she replies, nodding in deference.
"Thank you, my father helped me with it."

This movie was made in 1969. It's amazing to think such gender bias was present just thirty five years ago.

As much as I disagree that academics should take any questions off the table, just because they're sensitive, seeing how recently gender bias like this was still common makes me understand the rawness of some of the emotions involved.

A couple of years ago I went to the Alpha developers conference to see some old friends who still work at Alpha or do consulting using Alpha products and they introduced me to some people who still run their businesses using Alpha Four. I remember one gentleman in particular who ran a light aircraft parts supply company who had been using Alpha Four since he founded the company. He built the application himself and understood how it worked so he stuck with it.

Beyond the basic scripting environment the set of Groovy modules is growing too. I don't know how well baked these are but its encouraging to see a community of developers writing code for it.

Who said that Ray is still such a visionary? I think he lost his magic long ago.

I think I understand what the person is saying, Ray's recent work hasn't had as big an impact as some previous stuff. What's been troubling me however is whether it's fair to rank 'visioness' in the first place and if so is success the best way to do it.

Certainly just having an idea isn't enough to be called a visionary, but at the other end of the spectrum, does it really need to be a commercial or popular success too? In Ray's case he has a proven track record for developing interesting ideas into usable tools. He builds great core teams, he gets solid financial backing and he gets people to execute.

Maybe Groove isn't Ray's best idea. Time will be a better judge of that. But is it fair to judge his visionary status on Groove's current market penetration or its current impact on the software zeitgeist?

I don't know Ray personally; even though our times at Iris overlapped some, I only met him a few times and we never had any meaningful interactions. What I know about him comes more from just being in the industry and being an industry observer for a lot of years. If Ray's not a visionary, and a damn good one, I'm not sure who is.

A trailer for a film called Into the Blue that looks like it borrowed heavily from the plot of, one of my favorite movies from the 70's, The Deep.

When you're codeing up some Java
And your ass spits out hot lava
Diarrhea... too much coffee... diarrhea

and

When you're shooting at the hoop
And your shorts fill up with poop
Diarrhea... swoosh... diarrhea

I'm so proud.

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I had to doctor the one where I'm sitting at a desk to give myself a beard, but otherwise they are as-is from ABI-Station.

Not only is Rethink Beer the world's first herbal charged lager, it is the world's first beverage of any kind to contain extracts of tribulus (unless you count a racehorce's pee, which, rumor had it, can taste quite salty).

Note to marketing, bringing up the taste of horse urine while talking about your beer seems like a really bad idea.

On the other hand, tribulus appears to be quite a popular ingredient for 'natural male enhancement', so maybe the Misses wont be complaining if you down a six pack or two.

FYI, Bubba the lobster was spared the pot. As much as I enjoy a good tasty lobster I respect any animal that can survive and thrive long enough to grow into a monster of its species. If I had originally caught Bubba I would have just thrown it back.

Update: Bubba died in the aquarium's quarantine tank. As Frank said when he told me this news, 'Damn, what a waste of tasty lobster flesh'.

An interview with Graham Hamilton, Sun Fellow, from Nov on the future of Java

Because of Mustang's new transparent development process, we get to see the change logs for what's gone into recent snapshot build. Fun to read, but a little too much like real work.

JSR-270, the 'umbrella JSR for J2SE 6.0 "Mustang"' is up on the JCP.

...We certainly live very different lives from that of our fathers and grandfathers. That is not in dispute. But what did not happen is what many expected, though never talked about much. Assuming that we dodged the 1984, Brave New World bullet, our future was supposed to be a sort of technocratic, atomic-powered, computer-controlled, antiseptic, space-travelling Jerusalem that would at last free us from the curse of Eden and original sin. We expected some how, some way that we would be on the road to being freed from the human condition. We expected a sort of bloodless, benign French Revolution with Hugo Gernsback as our Voltaire and Carl Sagan as our Robespierre. And what did we get? The City of Man with Tivo. The fact is, science fiction and popular science had set the bar so high that only the Second Coming with ray guns would have satisfied.

A section on the Thunderbirds. feels slightly off topic, but it's very well done nonetheless. I loved that show.

But the 21st century world of Thunderbirds was one that could only be called an engineer's utopia. This was a world where any idea, no matter how insane, could get the green light and where funding is unlimited. Want to build a giant walking tank? Sure. Send a manned spaceship to the Sun? Why not? Move the Empire State Building? No problem. Deejays in orbit? Why didn't we think of that? Atomic-powered hypersonic passenger-planes? Blank cheques all around!

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And watch out for those waves! European scientists John Zarnecki and Nadeem Ghafoor have calculated what methane waves on Titan might be like: seven times taller than typical Earth-waves (mainly because of Titan's low gravity) and three times slower, "giving surfers a wild ride," says Ghafoor.