How in the world do you make a movie about "Battleship"? No wait, I see it now.
The grizzled admiral, played by Nick Nolte in crisp Navy whites, leans across the situation table in CIS and listens as static filled updates come over the radio. "There's been a nuclear detonation in sector B12". The camera zooms in as Nick slowly raises his head - his eyes displaying a mix of sadness and steely resolve - he stares into space as if facing his adversary and utters that iconic phrase, "You sunk my Battleship".
Genius! Green light the project! We'll make millions! Oy.
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